Elon Musk By Dr. Seuss

Once there was a man who really was a Musk. He liked to build robots and rocket ships and such.

He said, “I’m building a car that’s electric and cool. I’ll bet it outsells those Gasoline-burning clunkers soon!”

They sell cool cars that are electric and clean. And then he wanted to go even farther, you see.

The first Tesla, Roadster, Was just the start of a bigger dream. He said, “I’m building a plane that’s electric and green.

That’s not all! That man is also a Musk. He likes electric cars, flamethrowers, tunnels, and such.

But then he thought, “If we make a very small, small chip, We’ll implant it in our heads, And then connect our minds to the Internet!”

But then, in his haste, he got into a fight. He had some emails that he sent that weren’t quite polite.

The SEC said, “Musk, your tweets are a blight. They really could cost you your job, if you don’t stop all this tweeting at night.”

He replied, “Well, I do tweet and it’s really quite neat. and I’ll tweet in a while and send you some sweet treats.”

But the SEC said, “Nay, You can’t tweet anymore. We’ll see you in court, and you’ll pay a fine, for the tweets that you wrote.”

Then Musk cried, “Why? The tweets I wrote are not mean, I don’t use all-caps and I’m sure that my tweets are clean.”

“But your tweets can move markets and that’s why we’re sore. You may be a genius and a billionaire, but that doesn’t give you the right to be a bore!”

Then Elon Musk said, “You’re not much fun. And I don’t want to sue. But I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll send my Mars Rovers to red planet you.”

But then he thought, “But I don’t want to start a fight. Instead, I’ll just stick to building my cars and launching rockets at night.”

And that’s what he did. And the SEC said, “Fine.” And Elon Musk said, “OK. And the market was A bit worried that day. But the price of Tesla Went up that same old way.

So you see, Musk is just fine, If you can ignore all the hype. But if you trade Tesla, The tweets might give you a fright.

But Tesla’s still going up With each tweet and each post. The shorts are getting so mad That they’re going to burst!

And now Musk is building a spaceship that can take us to Mars. And he’ll soon be launching some satellites to the stars.

And then we’ll really be Interplanetary for sure. And Musk’s tweets will continue In space and on Earth.