Family presidential political takes: May 2 edition.

Dad: Biden has dementia, he needs to drop out so they can run Cuomo instead. Won't vote otherwise.

Mom: Voting for Biden but she wishes he would drop out so they could run Cuomo instead.

Brother: Fled the country but wouldn't vote because Trump and Biden are equally bad.

Sister: Writing in Obama or Sanders because Trump and Biden are equally bad.

Cousin #1: Writing in Sanders because while Trump is bad, Biden is worse.

Cousin #2: Bernie-to-Amash.

Cousin #3: Bernie-to-Trump.

Cousin #4: Bernie-to-not voting.

Grandparents: Will only vote for the Democrat if Biden drops out (because he has dementia) and Cuomo becomes the nominee.

Yours truly: Unbreakable Joe

Gotta convince these folks before November smh. Ai yai YAI.