May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real [Best girl] please stand up? I repeat, will the real [Best Girl] please stand up? We're gonna have a [poblem here..]

Y'all act like you never seen a king before Jaws all on the floor like [Illya and Berserker] just burst in the door And I started whooping [that ass worse than before] They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the King... "[Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, She didn't just say what I think she did, did she?]" And Caster said... nothing, you idiots! [Casters dead, she's locked in my basement!] (Ha-ha!) The bitches love Saber [“Saber, I'm so sick of her] Look at her, walking around [grabbing his you-know-what] [Killing the you-know-who]." ["Yeah, but she's so cute though!"] Yeah, I got some screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in Rins fanboys bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on the battlefield and just [let loose], but can't But it's cool for Shiro to hump a [dead moose] "Rin the best, she’s the Hero in UBA" And if I'm lucky, Ya’ll eyes well never learn about the Fates Route And what's the message do we deliver to [little Shiro] to make the Heavens feels right Wait you expect him to know what a woman's clitoris is? [Of course he aint gonna know what truly right is] By the time Gilgamesh, hit old age They got the Holy Grail, don't they? ["You ain't nothing but a false hero."] Well, I guess I’m just a killa Who cut others up with Excalibur But if we can tell the difference between best and worst Then there's no reason that I shouldn't be voted best girl [YEAH!] But if you feel like I feel, I got the [finisher]

'Cause I'm best girl, yes I'm the King of Girls All you other Sisters are just imitating So won't the real [Best girl please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?]