Story time

Me and my friends had this conversation last week they all came to agree it was always starts with me. When we were bring up memories when we were in our 20s but for them this was the one that they remember and laughed at the most and I do remember it too.

We were in a bar and I wear glasses and it doesn’t take much for me to get drunk but when it does I can barely see so it looks like I give people dirty looks when it isn’t the case when I’m just trying to focus on what I’m looking at.

So eventually it gets to the point where one of the patrons comes up to me to and says “Hey you’ve been looking at me funny like you got a problem and at my girl” and points in the direction where she is.

I say “what girl? I’m watching the game” which is where they are too.

He keeps going on like I’m trying to pick up his girl. He keeps going on until I start getting pissed off. His girl comes over to grab him. I say “that’s your girl?” As soon as I say that my buddies were oh shit here we go.

I take my drink and chug and look at her then point like give me a give me, then continue to drink while taking a little looks at her TIL I finish and say “Now she’s cute”

That’s where he tries to punch me then my friends jump in then his friends get into it and we all fight.

They kick me out first with my friends and my friends were pissed at the time cause we paid cover and were only in there for an hour. But now we have a good laugh at it.