Why is it so easy to sneak wearing leather armor?

[–]L4MB flair 346 points 3 hours ago  10/10 would lightly exhale through my nose again. permalinksavereportgive goldreply 14/10000BoldItalicstrikesupLink>QuoteCode•Bullets1.NumbersTable Commenting as: isteppedinpoop macros

big editorformatting helpreddiquette save [–]jakkavc 50 points an hour ago  Could not resist the urge to lightly exhale out of my nose after reading this... permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Kayleitarian 11 points an hour ago  This comment actually brought about several light nasal exhales for me, and maybe the slightest hint of a chuckle. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]xodiach 3 points 33 minutes ago  What kind of subliminal messaging is this? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]PaperPhoneBox PS3 2 points an hour ago  I exhaled through my nose as I read this, are you me? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Meperson7 59 points 3 hours ago  r/skyrimdadjokes permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]rageengineer XBOX 32 points 2 hours ago  Please be a real thing.....yes! it's /r/skyrimdadjokes, btw permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]GerillaPettson 8 points an hour ago  What. The. Fuck. I am truly happy. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]GroundsKeeper2 5 points an hour ago  Oh I'm adding that to my list of sub's in subscribed to. :) permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Powernade PC 37 points an hour ago  I have never upvoted with such hate before permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]capnuck 26 points 2 hours ago  Dad ruins reddit and skyrim in one critical hit. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]lostTHENf0und 16 points 2 hours ago  Obviousy a sneaky archer, amirite? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Orcasmic PC 8 points an hour ago  Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Ryuuki 4 points 1 hour ago  No lollygaggin. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]lostTHENf0und 3 points 45 minutes ago  Had a real lolly gagging problem ever since that projectile connected with the area below my thigh and above my shin... permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Teslatyr PC 24 points 1 hour ago  I actually thought you were genuinely asking. Did not see a joke coming. 10/10 well played. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]AlpineYJ [S] 10 points 4 hours ago  And yes, I just saw this in /r/dadjokes. I didn't see a crosspost, so it was fair game. :) permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Arrythmia PC 10 points 2 hours ago  Groan.... permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]waffle247 10 points 4 hours ago  Hide armour is made of hide. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]AlpineYJ [S] 21 points 4 hours ago  Leather is also hide (technically). permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]TakeItToTheMax XBOX 8 points 1 hour ago  "Bureaucrat u/AlpineYJ is technically correct: the best kind of correct." (That's from a Futurama bit) permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [+]waffle247 comment score below threshold  (6 children) [–]confuseum 10 points 1 hour ago  When I sit on a leather couch I don't sound very sneaky permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Staleina PC 5 points 1 hour ago  Just admit that you farted dude, don't blame the couch. -_- No but seriously, they would have to work the leather a lot for it to be smooth and not make a sound, which I assume they've done. It's like a brand new saddle makes a hella ton of noise when you first get it, you work it in, use the right oils and then it's silent as death from then on. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Powernade PC 11 points 1 hour ago  https://i.imgur.com/FbCjo2b.gif  permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]karmakeeper1 PC 6 points 1 hour ago  Stupid sexy Flanders. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]TheSuperkuif 9 points 57 minutes ago  Why is heavy armor so easy to take? Its made out of steal permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Serdewerde 6 points 2 hours ago  Brilliant. But that has made me think about all the squeaking that comes with leather trousers... Maybe they're not tight in Skyrim. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]warlordwinters XBOX 4 points 2 hours ago  Sensiblechuckle.gif permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Lrw54321 4 points 1 hour ago  At first I thought there was actually sneak bonus :( permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Felixader 3 points 25 minutes ago  It is more that heavy armor gives a bonus to the noise you make. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]The14thNoah 4 points 1 hour ago  Man this joke is going around Reddit like the clap. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]feckineejit 4 points 1 hour ago  rolled eyes, golf clap permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]krispyKRAKEN 4 points 40 minutes ago  Get the fuck out I upvoted, but now you have to leave. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]satanlicker 3 points 1 hour ago  Oh you bastard, have an up vote permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]dickatwork 3 points 40 minutes ago  I too read /r/dadjokes. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]TheMasterpass PC 3 points 13 minutes ago  I stretched my cheek muscles more than usual because of this. 10/10 permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Wordsmith_Rypht PC 2 points 1 hour ago  Okay. Okay. I laughed at that a lot more than I probably should have. permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Epic_Cheese135 2 points 1 hour ago  Took me waaaaay too long too get this permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]ohreddit1 2 points 27 minutes ago  All I can think of Jimmy Fallon SNL Leatherman https://screen.yahoo.com/leatherman-000000262.html?soc_src=unv-sh&soc_trk=ma permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]Paeyvn PC 1 point 28 minutes ago  Why did the Khajiit go to jail again? permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]tomb332 1 point 18 minutes ago  Source: http://tumblr.aquarionics.com/post/113530517053/leather-armour-is-best-for-sneaking-because-its permalinksavereportgive goldreply [–]AlpineYJ [S] 1 point 14 minutes ago  Maybe, maybe not. I saw it in /r/dadjokes, and thought it should be shared here. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply

I ETMN at this

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