Just popping in to say I absolutely can't stand inflatablesportsballkickathon. It is barbaric and simply awful. I was asked whether I supported "shellik" or "ranjurs" at the Four Corners and I replied, "neither sir, I am not a idiotic simpleton like you" I was then stabbed forty-seven times! Badminton fans would never dare do this! Sometimes when I go to pick up my Chinese takeaway, there's a man standing in front of me, who is served first simply because he is wearing one of those ghastly "fitbaw" tops! They try and tell me it's because he phoned for the food 20 minutes before I did but I know that's a lie! We non footy fanatics have been discriminated against for too long. I'd just like to add that once again, I hate football and love attention

Sincerely r/Scotland