(Here is one of two that I carried through to the end, by /u/ziggystarcock. Sorry to everyone who tried!)
That whole month before Christmas Mrs. Claus went without
For I wouldn't even touch her, I wanted to leave no doubt
That when I finally came I'd let forth such a wet load, sticky and hot
That my little friend would be drenched in it, from bottom to top.
I packed up the sleigh, anxious and quick,
And took off in a flash did your dear old Saint Nick
I delivered my toys just as quick as could be
because there was unfinished business between you and me
At last my team landed on your wintry roof
And grabbing my sack disappeared in a poof
Landing inside, in a voice small but clear,
"Merry Christmas, pumpkin, Santa is here."
I hop for joy and jump round and round
But then I remember to not make a sound.
For mommy and daddy will surely awake
At all the lewd sounds Old Nick and I make.
I leap into his arms and kiss at his face,
I giggle and stroke at that special nice place
Below his belt so broad and so fine.
Whoops! He's got me. Standing up sixty-nine!
I lap and I lap at your cunt young and fine
While you attempt to deep throat that fat cock of mine
You squeal and you choke and your nose starts to run
As my tongue darts up from your clit and circles your bum
I savor the flavor of the juices that flow
From a deep well inside of you my cock soon will know
Pulling away from you with considerable regret
I say, "Little girl, you ain't seen nothing yet."
I lay by the tree and show you my cunny,
A little pink pocket for cock, stiff and runny.
You cannot resist, you get down on top
You stuff it inside me but I whisper stop.
Then from your red sack you pull out a tube
You slather your cock in copious lube.
Back inside me you pluge, oh what luck
To have late at night this seven year old ... beauty.
The tree looked far greener, the burned more bright
As I plunged in your pussy, so wet and so tight
Id been so used to the rhythms and moans of my wife
This sex I was having the best in my life
And sex i had, with girls seven to seventy
But their velvety grips felt never so heavenly
I reach down below and finger your lips
And soon you feel the electric touch of my magic finger tips
On your special place, that sweet fleshy nub
Which as I fuck you harder I begin to gently rub
Santa fucked and he fucked me, gave orgasms three
Then drunken with lust he told me to pee
On his chest, in his mouth, in his beard oh so bushy.
I never realized he could be quite so pushy!
But I did what he said; I owed him a lot.
That big festive cock of his just hit the spot!
As I made wee and splattered his nose
I bent all the way over and gripped my big toes.
Well that sure did it, it made Saint Nick crack.
He jerked off a load all over my back!
i chortled and laughed as my semen it flew
From my swollen glans through the air, covering you
The PJ's I gave you last year were all at covered with cum
I hoped would not arouse the interest of your dad or mom
As I held you so close in our post coital bliss
I knew that your pussy would be sorely missed
In the long summer months up in the North Pole
And in my pants a familiar feeling was turgid and swoll
With the blood of desire, I turned and looked at you,
"Before I have to go, how about round two?"
I say, "Thanks old man, I needed it bad.
I don't even care if we woke mom and dad.
But as for round two I think you must wait
Just one more year, until I turn eight."
I give you a kiss and suck clean your dick.
"Merry Christmas," I say. "I love you, Saint Nick."
I sigh ass i tuck my wet dick out of sight,
"Thank you, young friend, for a wonderful night.
Next year to your house Saint Nick sure will come,"
I lean close to your ear, "But I will fuck your bum."
Walking back slowly to your cold chimney
I point to a strange package at the back of the tree
You quickly unwrap it, a dong long and thick
A special secret present from your lover, Saint Nick