Florida man gets shot then Decides to rule the entire desert waste land

“In the hunt for a missing rental 2001 Dolphin-HF, a Florida man was apprehended after he was found in a park north of Gainesville, along with the car in question. The car appeared to have collided with a tree at high speed. Debris was unexpectedly scattered over a wide area. The man was found dragging pieces of the car towards the site of the wreck, claiming he was trying to repair said vehicle, which he admitted to crashing. The man was clearly in a state of delirium, as he believed he was being helped in his efforts by ‘small multi-colored carrots.’ The man is now in custody, although it remains unclear how he could have survived such a deadly crash.“

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