You’re wrong, actually, but I know pointing that out won’t matter an iota to changing your mind. I could put the long term human safety data in your lap. I could walk you through VSD in detail. I could tie you to a chair, prop your eyes open with toothpicks, and force you to read the data from the last 30 years of testing and retesting and retesting and retesting. And you wouldn’t believe your lying eyes. And I know that.

But, I’ll point out that long term human safety data of exactly the type you want does in fact exist, and that vaccine side effects are “under-reported” only in a pedantic sense (as everything is “under-reported”) and in fact are more heavily reported than any other side effects from any other medical product. Your premise is horseshit.

But you’ll turn backflips not to recognize that, and I know it.