I'm fucking done with plenty of fish and online dating, it's absolute fucking shit. I'm not prepared to take the risk of meeting another narcissistic pathological liar. I just want to meet a nice person, who'll really care about me and actually be interested in me.

I'm sick of people who want a boyfriend, rather than me as a boyfriend. I'd really fucking really like a girlfriend, but I can't take any more desperate cunts just scrabbling around, trying to project their idea of a boyfriend onto me or any other guy.

I'm sick of people who want to fuck as soon as they meet you, cos they think that's what all guys want and that if they act slutty you'll want to see them again. I'd love to have a physical relationship, but I want them to be amazing and I want it to be amazing, I want it to be the best sex ever, not have someone fucking pretending it is, just to stoke my ego.

So unless someone can tell me that another app or site is fucking amazing then I'm going to try something entirely different.