Dart guns are also more likely to take someone’s eye out. Plus, the Guards are trained to only work with batons and shields anyways, and most of them aren’t in favour of having anything else. Probably best if we don’t add new variables if we can, particularly ones we can’t necessarily control.

Fun fact about the active ingredients in weed: THC makes you angry, CBD calms you down, and it’s not possible to tell how much of each is in a normal bud bought off the corner of a road, hence why the CBD-synthesising business is so hot right now. So maybe not? Again, let’s try and stay away from uncontrolled variables if we can. Maybe we could use a few drops of CBD oil at the end to sedate the ones who don’t stop, although I’d personally be in favour of clattering them over the head first.

I’ve gotta run for a sociology tutorial now though, so I might be awhile getting back to you. Keep the good ideas coming though!