lol, yeah dude, you really got me. You're the Real Man, here.

I never made that claim. I never even said it was possible to be a Real Man^TM. I even threw the ^TM on there to indicate I was being tongue-in-cheek, and ridiculing the entire notion that "real men" exist.

But flattery aside, I'd really love to see how you square this belief in the "Real Man" with your juvenile interpretation of Nietzschean individualism.

Again, I never said that Real Men^TM even exist. What I said is that you are resentful of men who successfully perform masculinity, and that your ressisentiment towards those men has driven you to embrace a system of slave morality that inverts masculine values. Rather than overcoming or transcending historical models of masculinity, and defining yourself on your own terms, you have embraced a system that tells you that you are morally superior to traditionally masculine men because you are incapable of competing against them at their own game.

And see, what most people don't know is that when Nietzsche envisioned the Übermensch, he pictured some dope spouting scatological insults on Reddit all day. Yeah dude, you're a real Übermensch.

You know, I use scatological insults to avoid using gendered insults. Hardly anyone ever picks up on that (in fairness, I have been using gendered insults in this conversation, so I wouldn't expect you to notice).

And, of course, I never remotely claimed to be the Ubermensch.

You really get Nietzsche: I bet you think Nietzsche was an individualist;

Well, he was...

I bet you earnestly believe the phrase "God is dead" is about religion;

It is, in a sense. The phrase "God is dead" refers to the failure of religion and supernatural causes to provide a framework and grounding for moral thought in the post-enlightenment era. Nietzsche was essentially predicting the rise of post-theistic religions: religions that make no reference to God or the supernatural. Feminism is one of those post-theistic religions, and a lot of the slave morality of Christianity survives in feminism.

I bet you've read, like, a whole a page of aphorisms from Thus Spoke Zarathustra;

I bet I have! And even more!

I bet you pronounce Nietzsche "knee-chee."

Only a sophist would confuse mispronouncing an obscure German name with a lack of understanding. How I pronounce Nietzsche is entirely irrelevant to anything, but it is exactly the sort of non-issue that a disingenuous intellectual fraud would hang weight on.

I bet you lament postmodern authors (and rightly so) while simultaneously lionizing Nietzsche, arguably one of the most important catalysts of society's postmodern swing -- oh wait, of course you do, because you're a reactionary rube who, despite thinking himself ideologically pure (a true Übermensch, one might say), has cobbled together a worldview out of boring, pre-fab, internet-culture-war reactions to "SJWs," "feminists," or (and I'm just guessing on this last one) "cultural Marxists."

lol. Way, way off the mark.