| Name | Nationality | Where | Her Age | My Age | Years | How met | hair | boobs | looks | fun | love | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mirriam | Dutch | The Hague | 5 | 5 | 3 | neighbor | blonde | A | A | A | A | we were litterally insperable, shared the same beds. Innocence. Met her again when I was 30. Beautiful, married with 2 kids. |
| Anna | Australian | Melbourne | 14 | 14 | freinds | blonde | B | B | B | C | invited me over, greeted me in her dressing gown, and took my cherry. Thank god I didnt knock her up. Spent that summer exploring. Lives with her girlfriend in Holland now. We had a beer in Amsterdam last year, both aged 50. Weird. | |
| Liz | Australian | Melbourne | 28 | 18 | shopping | brunette | B | B | B | B | She worked in the games shop, helped her carry her carpet home, took her to a movie, ended up making out in the back row. the start of a beautiful afair. I was so fit then, playing Ice Hockey. She taught me how to make love, made me a man. Had my first real orgasm with her. Thank you Liz, for taking me under your wing, and teaching me how to be a decent lover. | |
| Punk Sister | Australian | Melbourne | 18 | 18 | sports | brunette | B | A | C | D | dont know how that happened - my teammate's sister, and I, a fool, bragged about sleeping with her. She and her brother were very unhappy with me after that. | |
| Chello Player | Australian | Melbourne | 19 | 19 | roommate | brunette | B | B | C | C | She would pass out as things got heated in bed. Told me to just carry on after she passed out, but I just couldnt. Something bad had happened to her, I never found out what. | |
| Anne | Australian | Melbourne | 20 | 20 | university | brunette | C | B | B | B | Flirtations in math lectures, a sing song voice and a naughty smile, crushed velvet and the scent of patchouli, so soft and gentle, went back to her previous bf, then later married my roommate. Reconnected a few years back, she and Gary have 2 beautiful daughters in Melbourne now. Still dear to me, all of them. | |
| Smoking Girl | Australian | Melbourne | 20 | 20 | party | brunette | B | C | C | D | She crashed a party of mine, wanted to smoke while we fucked, the ashtray spilled everywhere | |
| Claire | Australian | Melbourne | 18 | 21 | 3 | friends | blonde | B | B | B | A | Her older sister my my best friend's gf. I was tasked with taking care of Claire over summer after she finished high school. She was just a kid and I never thought about her as anything but a freind. She surprised me with a kiss on new years eve, gave me her cherry after a few months of foreplay, and I nearly commited suicide when she left me 3 years later. My first geat love. My first fall from grace. |
| Sally | Australian | Melbourne | 24 | 24 | freinds | brunette | C | C | B | B | Claires older sister, tried to lift me out of the hole I fell into after Claire. A good friend. | |
| Ronnit | Australian | Melbourne | 25 | 25 | freinds | brunette | B | C | B | B | Took pity on me after Claire left, had an awkward threesome with her and another girl after a party. She was a great friend. | |
| Opera Singer | Australian | Melbourne | 25 | 25 | bar | blonde | C | C | C | C | She was so vocal in bed I felt like the house was going to fall down, it was a huge turn off | |
| Warehouse Mum | Australian | Melbourne | 26 | 25 | bar | brunette | C | C | C | C | Lived in an abandonned office in a building across the road from my favorite bar, The Lounge | |
| Ethnic Groupie | Australian | Melbourne | 26 | 25 | bar | brunette | B | C | C | C | She liked dark men, and i found the rasta scene not to my taste, lost interest somewhere along the way | |
| Little | Australian | Melbourne | 26 | 25 | bar | blonde | B | B | B | B | One of Jane's roommates, so cute, when I asked her, she kindly gave me permision to shag Jane - the power of honesty | |
| Jane | Australian | Melbourne | 26 | 25 | freinds | redhead | C | B | B | B | Stauesque sculptor. I was on acid when she let me know she had traded me in for an upcoming actor. My 'freind' hadnt realise what had just happened, and started coming onto her. I popped another acid in his mouth. | |
| Big Sister | Australian | Melbourne | 26 | 25 | bar | brunette | B | C | C | C | A bar fling, i lost interest in her somewhere along the way | |
| Little Sister Kate | Australian | Melbourne | 18 | 25 | freinds | blonde | C | B | B | B | Would always flirt with me while i was seeing her older sister, eventually she turned 18 and I gave in, an ongoing affair for 10 years. Called me up, said she was getting married, our last hoorah. Havent seen her since. I miss her | |
| Helga | German | Melbourne | 38 | 25 | 4 | friends | redhead | D | A | B | A | I was sitting in the mall with friends, turned around and was greeted by her cameltoe. amazonian beauty, a talented and creative lover. International drug smuggler. We did way too much Extasy. My second great love, still dear to me. Retired in Byron Bay now. |
| Schoolteacher | Australian | Sydney | 29 | 29 | party | blonde | B | B | B | B | Met her at a festival in Queensland, instant passion, a momentary love. | |
| Baby Lemonade | Australian | Melbourne | 22 | 29 | bar | brunette | A | B | B | B | She sang so beautifully, improvising, without lyrics, to techno tracks. Her freind, the writer, writes me a note "Fuck You Now", and the three of us go to the country house and have a threesome. Spent the weekend drawing the two of them. The best of the drawings was titled "Snug as a bug in a rug" - two girls cuddled up asleep. Such lovely girls. The writer, Kyle, died a few years ago. Apparently the two girls were fighting over me after that weekend. Years later, Baby tells me she threatened to punch Kyle in the tit if she ever came near me again. | |
| Nipple Poet | Australian | Melbourne | 25 | 29 | club | brunette | B | B | B | C | Chatting with her in the stairway of a club, I rubbed her nipples with the back of my hand while she recited her poetry. Dragged me out the back and fucked me silly in the car park. Affair for a month or so, then she vanished without even saying goodbye. She ran up to me in a bar a year later on New Years Eve, but I had blanked her out and couldnt remember her name - how embarassing | |
| Junkie Blonde | Australian | Melbourne | 26 | 29 | friends | blonde | C | B | C | C | She came over to offer me comfort after my parents died, but couldnt get it up. I learned that Morphine isnt a sex drug for me, but it really works for ankle injuries and broken hearts. | |
| Kimmy | Australian | Melbourne | 24 | 29 | friends | brunette | B | B | B | C | table soccer partner, drinking buddy from The Lounge, occasional booty call. She visited after my parents died, but I was immersed in grief and couldnt be what she wanted me to be. | |
| Gypsy Moppet | Australian | Melbourne | 19 | 29 | bar | brunette | B | B | B | B | Apparently I first met her when she was 16, and treated her like an adult, which she remembered and appreciated. Told her mum that she "had just had the best sex ever" - while i sheepishly hid in the kicthen |