You got new makeup?? I wish I had money I could waste like you. Granted, I'm really cheap, but you seem like the least frugal person alive. Please for the love of God get someone else to handle your finances.

(ok I came off as a bit insulty, but there was a compliment beneath the criticism - you don't need make up - I don't know if that's clear - the make up looks good, I wasn't saying it doesn't, but you look really beautiful maybe without it ok I'm digging myself into a hole - just you're pretty alright with or without makeup - I'm just not a very funny person and am deeply horrifyingly awkward. Right. So we've established things. I'm ok and you're ok. Good. Well that's settled I might as well end this post.)