Grocery store workers of Reddit what was the most nsfw that happened to you at work?

This guy who I used to work with would come to work either hungover, stoned or both every day. He was a pretty attractive guy. 19, dirty blonde hair, fit. Almost daily he would go into the bathroom for like 20-30 minutes. I thought he was probably jerking off. One particular day, he seemed to be really rough, he probably drank before he came in. He stumbled off into our employee lounge. I walked in like 15 minutes later to get some coffee. I look at where the bathroom door is and it’s wide open. I thought he had just walked out and left the door open and the lights on. Nope, turns out that he forgot to close the door. I walked in to him not only jerking off, but also shitting. I slowly walked out and I don’t think he realized that I saw him.

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