Gather round children--to hear of the first time I got head.

Years ago, I was a teenager on a large cruise ship (not naming it) and I was so excited as a teenage boy to roam around by myself. Lucky me I met a cute girl and started to hook up with her... lets call her Shelly (she's regular sized btw) just to give her a name. Shelly and I would hook up every night after hanging out with the other teens doing the dumb activities they have for you on cruise ships. We would make out in the hot tub and basically everywhere, every night and needless to say I thought I was such a boss.

So lets back up a moment. The second day on the sports deck I saw some kids playing soccer, and low and behold one of them was a little person. Now at first I thought nothing of it, except that he was pretty fucking good. Then I'd stopped myself and said "woah... that isn't just a little person, that is a famous little person!"

It was the teenage kid from little people big world (that old show on TLC)! Now me and a bunch of kids went up to talk to him and there was his regular sized brother too. Turns out the whole family was on the ship and I ended up seeing all of them, the mom at the comedy club, the dad at the dining hall and the kids around. They even had a signing day to sign autographs. The camera crew was not with them though.... just a family on vacation. The point is the whole ship was totally excited to meet the famous people.

So the last night of the cruise, I'd had my heart set on getting a blow job. So I take Shelly to the bottom deck running track (no one goes there, its a cruise at 2:00 a.m.) so I figure this is a brilliant spot. There I was, getting head and looking out onto the grand ocean with the salty sweet winds blowing into my hair like fucking Jack Dawson (in titanic) feeling like the king of the world. Best moment of my teenage life right there.

Then..... I get a creeping feeling... someone is coming around the corner oh shit.. but of course not just anyone... who goes for a 2 am walk on the running track but the entire family from little people big world. I see them... they see me.... I freak, pull out, zip up my pants and the girl struggles to put her shirt back on and they continue to walk past.... maybe trying to ignore what happened... I stare at the ocean red faced pretending to show Shelly a constellation.

As they pass I hear the two brothers go "were they just?..... oh yeah! " and they high five.... I swear...

Now I watch that show with a warm smile wondering if the episode of post them seeing my dick or pre.....