Happy Palm Sunday!

I totally understand how some atheists don't believe in God because of lack of evidence, but you sound like you actually DO believe, and just HATE him.

Don't cry to me when Satan straps you down and rapes you with a saguaro cactus while your scrotum is cut off and your bare testicles are sledgehammered before you are burned to death with an oxy acetylene welding torch over the course of a year, as you slowly crawl across the floor of hell, replete with broken glass and needles, as a wriggling mass of scars.

And as you are tossed into a 8000 degree electrical furnace to finally die, your flesh bubbling like burning plastic, your body convulsing with nausea in a satanic orgasm of death, your last though will be


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