I have almost the exact same story, Biology I. I was older, she younger, went way, way too far out of her way to be my friend- under the guise that she needed tutoring.

And she did, sweet Hera, she was just picking up what I was laying down. And these snakes practically lined their bodies straight. The simplest ideas… lost. WhoOOoo!!

So after, with the patience, I sent hours in Subway with my 5 and 3 yo daughter. She spent more time asking about how I found my way in to sin.

I don’t kiss and tell and my secrets are mine.

But the sweet clueless child tried to convert me. Through scripture. Scripture I listened to child, and after telling her kindly I was not interested. She starts the Hell bit, fire and brimstone, cursing my children- not once asking about me. She is “my mother.”

Lost her faster than a Miata, still had to explain the God is my business or it’s not… either way it isn’t up for discussion with a stranger. It’s in very poor taste.