Head of Staff Stories?

Be me

Be piece of shit engineer that grabs gloves and runs out to god knows where

Rush the Captain's office. There's one at round start but I'm feeling like rolling the dice

Quickly hack the two doors to get into captains office

Captain not there, spare sitting on his desk

Take this golden opportunity to make an announcement to the crew

Announce WGW

Immediately, calls for action against the captain are erupting through the radio.

"LYNCH"

"KILL CAP"

"CAP IS COMDOM KILL HE"

Oh no.

Run out into to the main hall and see a group of people heading towards starboard hall

Follow

Catch up and see the crew absolutely beating the shit out of the captain

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The crew proceed to kill, loot, and space the captain

This is okay. I'm fine. I'm fine, right?

BWOINK

"Hey, man. You got a sec?"

Long conversation short, got a day ban.

In hindsight it's pretty hilarious.

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