How to show off your first gold on Reddit

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! This means a lot to me because I actually had a huge fear of gold when I was a kid. My mom owned a large jewellery box which was filled with rings, necklaces and whatnot. The box was stored in a damp, dark corner of the attic. One day, I climbed on top of the box to get something. But the mold must have taken its toll on the box, because it broke when I stood up and I fell into the jewellery box. This was the moment that caused my aureophobia, because I literally felt like I was drowning underneath all the gold in that box. This phobia plagued me for the better part of my life, and I would experience panic attacks whenever I walked past a jewellery store. I was unable to make friends, and my parents disowned me because I couldn't inherit their jewellery-making business. Thankfully, years of therapy with Dr. Raymond Shalazhar managed to cure me of my fear of gold, and this gilding is like proof of my effort over all these years. If you're interested, I have a blog at www.confessionsofagoldfearingchristianman.com, and I also have my book Confessions of a Gold-Fearing Christian Man out on Amazon priced at only $299. Really, thank you for the gold!

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