3. If all 50 US states were high school students and all went to the same school, w...

If all 50 US states were high school students and all went to the same school, what would each state be like?

Alabama: Redneck Alaska: Outdoorsy/Nature Freak/Eskimo Arizona: Always hot, even in winter Arkansas: Loves sports; not good at sports California: Surfer or lives next to local celebrity and wont shut up Colorado: Rich kid with drug connections Connecticut: Has every allergy possible Delaware: FIRST Florida: Parties soooooooooo hard Georgia: Fishing, hunting, loves peaches Hawaii: Looks mexican, is not mexian. Also,spam Idaho: FFA Illinois: Gang member Indiana: Who's that? Iowa: Metalhead Kansas: SO BORING Kentucky: Religious Louisiana: My ARCH ENEMY Maine: Lives in woods Maryland: Religious family, doesn't subscribe Massachusets: Has an accent that no one can identify Michigan: Football star Minnesota: Shy Mississippi: Livin in a van down by the river Missouri: Tweaker Montana: Lumberjack Nebraska: Drives tractor to school Nevada: Mom is a stripper NJ: Party girl, hungover 90% of life NH: The normal guy, nothing special, nothing wrong NM: Mexican NY: I WILL BE FAMOUS ONE DAY, or a farmer N. Carolina: Chef, makes amazing BBQ N. Dakota: Twin, always with sibling Ohio: Moved in from riduculously small town Oklahoma: Bets farm animal at casino Oregon: All Nike, all the time Pennsylvania: Hilarious, doesnt mean to be Rhode Island: NEEEEERD S. Carolina: Pagent girl, questions are hard S. Dakota: Twin, always with sibling Tennessee: BLARES Country Music Texas: Trucks, guns, dip Utah: Super sheltered Vermont: (I know NOTHING of Vermont) Virginia: Popular girl, not as innocent as she seems Washington: Hipster D.C.: PolySci West Virginia: Related to Virginia, tags along with her Wisconson: Family owns dairy farm Wyoming: Split-Personality Disorder

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