Do not despair, for there is a perfectly logical explanation for your non-existent love life that has nothing to do with you personally or your attractiveness!

The truth is, love and relationships are merely illusions propagated by the romance industry to sell candles, chocolates, and flowers. There are no real princes or soulmates out in the world. All “chemistry” and “connection” is staged for cameras and profit.

Your “crushes” and compliments were provably blank pages or mannequins hired to convince gullible young women like yourself that romance is real. No human connection has actually occurred.

The only relationships that exist are contractual business partnerships to share finances, chores, and Omega-3 fatty acids for optimal health and productivity.

Believe me, you have not missed out on anything by avoiding the nonsense so far. When the right corporation-approved companion is selected for you, the “relationship” can commence in an efficient and joyless manner, just as nature and commerce intended.