Internet trolls, what is proudest trolling moment?

I'm proud of this conversation that took place on Omegle a few months back... I wish I had screen shotted it to make it more believable. You'll just have to take my word for it, but this honestly happened

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: are you a racist?

Stranger: yeah

You: who's the worst do you think?

Stranger: my cat

You: what?

You: I don't understand

You: is cat another name for pakis?

Stranger: exactly

You: yeah ok then yeah

You: fuck the cats

Stranger: are you racist?

You: no i am more a genoisdalist

You: keeping populations down

You: like spider and fly

Stranger: ah cool

You: not many women do what i do and i am very proud

Stranger: oh you're a woman aye?

You: are you a Jock?

Stranger: depends how you feel about jocks

You: i am pro population levelling

Stranger: well that's good

You: there are an unfortunate amount the scottish population homeless, addicted to drugs unemployed, teenage pregnancies and violence for this to continute

Stranger: lol

You: we erradicate the weak leave the strong

Stranger: good plan

You: any how

You: whats for dinner tonight?

Stranger: already ate

You: was it a steak with jim ross bbq sauce?

Stranger: nah turkey

Stranger: well.. I'm really horny soo

You: oh yes of course thanks givings i forgot

Stranger: right

You: the time in history where dirty bacjwards red indians were population levellised to make way for superior westerners

You: oooooh you a feeing horny i see

You: all this comversation on genocide has turned your peeping tom to a Sgt Mjr has it?

Stranger: yup

You: what are you favorite colours of breeding?

You: maybe i am one of your desired choices

Stranger: well I'm white

You: well white males do not repriduce with each other

You: female genitalia is neccessary

Stranger: haha I understand that

You: you are bysexual?

Stranger: no

You: why did you say you like white men?

You: maybe i confused

You: lets stop

You: are you near a confederate flag?

You: i want you to wear it

Stranger: no I am not

You: ah i will use imagine

Stranger: good

You: you look very handsome

You: like the roof of dukes of hazard

You: such patriotism

You: is so sexy

You: in russia beetroot stains on forhead also seen as patriotism

You: i personally prefer little moustaches

You: do you have a little moustache maybe?

Stranger: no

You: what position do you want me for mother land?

Stranger: top please

You: American dominance of Russia...

You: over powered by such a little girl

You: you tremble before me as ride white staff of justice

You: may we wear pointy white hats for next section?

Stranger: if you'd like

Stranger: do you have kik

You: no and to be honest i'm running out of stereotype related sex things

You: fantastic conversation though

Stranger: yeah i figured

You: cheers buddy

You: thanks for being a good sport

Stranger: lol no prob

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