Jesus Christ He’s already Dead.

Then just fucking scroll past you brainless soy-injected vegetable. You’re as useful as a white crayon, and brainless as a lobotomized Lemur. Brainless doesn’t even begin to describe it, You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing because if you knew that you knew nothing, that would be something. I swear to fucking god Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer, and it’s not an out of date apology either since you’re likely no older than 5. Someone call a janitor so he can haul your trashy existence out of my sight. You won’t be able to get a dime as a prostitute on a half-price day, and that’s WITH a burlap sack over your head (don’t wear one tho, it’d be impossible to tell where the bag ends and your face begins). How does your asshole feel being so outclassed by the amount of shit spewing out of your mouth. I guess what I’m trying to say is you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt, and the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids (that’s a joke, of course, considering that face of yours would prevent any woman from wanting to get close enough to you to fuck). I don’t even think I should call you a cunt because you lack both the warmth and depth. What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul, because no one else ever will...

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