Jesus coming to earth, making friends, dying and revealing himself to be god's son is like the ultimate episode of undercover boss.

Eh, sort of. It'd be like an episode of Undercover Boss where the Boss tells everyone he's the boss, and suddenly the entire work force and all the departments become divided.

There are some guys in lower-level management and some factory workers that believe him, and side with him. The rest aren't convinced, and become so enraged that he DARE lie about being the One True Boss, that they begin a campaign for him to be executed. Sure enough, mid-level management and the local factory owner thinks this is a totally OK thing to do, and hold a trial among different levels of employees to see what should be done.

The Boss first gets taken to the maintenance crew where they say "we don't give a fuck, this isn't our problem, we're just some dudes trying to fix this damn leaking pipe that's flooding toxic gasses into the break room". So then they take the Boss to the majority of mid-level management and go "what should be done?". After some questioning, the workers gang up on the Boss and start hitting him and clawing at him, deeply offended that this man would call himself The One True Boss.

He's then taken to upper management to decide his fate. The big guys in suits discuss amongst themselves and realize even though that IS the One True Boss, it'd be best to leave it to the workers to decide. But as a means of fair trade, they decide the workers have to select either the Boss, or Phil from Marketing who may have re-routed toxic gasses into the breakroom, killing 5.

Due to their overwhelming dislike for the Boss, the workers go with Phil from Marketing and celebrate as the Boss is lead to his crucifixion on the factory's front lawns.

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