Back in college, some of my friends told me a story about a night out bar hoping. They ended up in a bar with a few drunk college girls. One of the girls was all over one of my guy friends, literally sucking on his tongue.

As the night went on, everyone was blasted. Almost nobody was in a driving state.

At some point, they realized that all of the girls except the one sucking face with my friend were gone, they split and left. They tried to get the girl to call her buddies but she was basically out of it and barely responding. They took her outside as the bar was closing and she threw up all over the sidewalk. Like noble college guys, they didn't want to take advantage of her so they managed to get her address from her (driver's license, verbally, who knows). They called a cab and tossed her in it then let her go.

Now, this is probably the second worse thing you can do in this event. Don't do it. The worst thing is to just leave her on the sidewalk and go about your night, which I've always been a bit worried was what actually happened and the story I know is actually a cover.