There was no dancing at my wedding.

Our budget was tiny.

We had a meal with our small group afterwards. We didn’t even have a bridal party because I didn’t want one. Too much stress.

But I didn’t wear a dress, nor did I wear white. My hair is neon pink. I wore a purple shirt and pants. My husband wore a rainbow swirly Jerry Garcia tie. He and I are both atheists. And we had a secular wedding at a COURTHOUSE!!!!! gAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does that disqualify me from taking photos with chris the picture guy? Hey, I’m sort of modest! I didn’t even wear a thing that showed my titties and ass that much!

btw i spent $200 on wedding photos from a professional studio hahahahahahahahahahahahaa