Live at the_doofus. Watch human centipedes come to grips with the fact that Daddy might fuck with their right to ursine arms

I know better than to lead with a badly written ad hominem attack in support of someone I consider my better as if power in idiotic numbers (See, there's two of us yelling at you in skinny jeans! ANGRILY!) actually works.

You're both inexperienced morons, to return fire, and that's okay.

But, you...why don't you ask some questions instead of going "NYAH, IF HE WEREN'T GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, I WOULD! I TOTALLY WOULD!"

I assure you, I'm mostly harmless.

Inquire. Or just keep up with this "EEEEEVIL!" shit, I don't care.

I'm doing this for fun on a computer I un-compromised right now.

You're ignoring the opportunity for polite discourse.

Next, I'm a Nazi, a wifebeater, a racist...just go through the list and save me some time.

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