The main part about being an adult is having your bed in the center of the wall, instead of one of the corners.

Mathematics are confusing because of the language, not the concepts

Lesbian porn in gay porn too but somehow everyone forgets it and just instantly thinks of men.

We'll have true gender equality when a woman, who works in a traditionally male job, will be able to be utterly useless at her job without getting fired.

It's a weird part of human evolution that eating healthy vegetables is seen as a punishment and a sugary dessert is a reward

The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.

The truth is that money does solve almost all of our problems

Parenting is a toxic relationship where you try to be loving to a tiny human that screams/bites/hits you.

You never see old people laying/sleeping on their stomach

We used to get big yellow books delivered to our houses that doxed everyone in town.

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf possible

1000 Terabyte hard drives full of data, weigh the same as 1000 Terabyte hard drives with no data.

The fact that Google auto completes all of our sentences is a reminder of how unoriginal our problems are.

Dementia is going to wreak havoc on generations that rely on technology that is heavily password protected (bank accounts, social media, email, etc). Two factor authentication and password recovery questions will make it all the more difficult

Mermaids can definitely be black. Africa is surrounded by water too.

Considering how short our ancestors' lives were, most of humanity's greatest inventions must be been made by young people

The main part about being an adult is having your bed in the center of the wall, instead of one of the corners.

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