Ok. But HOW are you putting it on? THIS is the subject that divides most women. The biggest fight I’ve ever had with my best friend of over 20 years is on this subject, and she STILL refuses to race me because she KNOWS I’m right; it is more efficient to be a spinner and will die on Spinner Hill.

So: Are you going to be securing the clasps together across your tummy, then spinning to the back, and then putting your arms through the straps like a good girl? OR are you putting your arms through the straps while unfastened, inexplicably trying to clasp it behind you like a Cirque De Soleil act where you cannot see, and then smearing your bewbs into the cups??

Ladies, feel free to offer alternatives. Sports bra is a whole different uncomfortable animal; like trying to struggle into a toddler’s sweater headfirst, so let’s table sport bras for now, and obviously, front clasping bras.