Man returns to airplane bloodied and confused after being beaten and removed from overbooked United Flight

in the market any news is good news. people never before heard of united airlines as a invesmtnet.

if they are getting in trouble for over booking planes that means they are selling more plane tickets than they have to actually provide.

they get paid for nothing.

that is the kind of company i would love investing in. we sell things for nothing. and return those profit to people!

amazon states they have about 2 billion dollars in gift cards people have bought but will never use. this is why i love amazon. they have sold people 2 billion dollars worth of something. but that something cost amazon zero dollars to produce! 2 billion dolalrs profit for doing absolutly nothing.

thses are the kind of companies i love.

all the players who still buy runescape accounts but never use them.

all the people who buy insurance but aresafe driviers andnever use it out of fear of rising premiums.

my kinda of people.

buying nothing but paying something!

all the people who make fun of the pet rock. hey at least those peopel got a rock. what did you get last time you bought a gift card and never used it ? what did you get last time you paid for health or homeowerns or renters or car insurance but never used it? what did you get when you have your cellphone auto pay the bill but you never use the phone the first few days of the month? that VPN service. what do you get when you pay for an annjal subscription automitically each and every year but stopped using it because it changed nothing?

tl:dr; this story is great for uniteds stock. it means united is consistantly selling things they never produce! which means insane profit margins!

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