Give me your best intimidating one liners

"I love killing your race--they bleed the most"

"[species] blood always smells so sweet"

"Have you ever seen your own heart?"

"Have you ever wondered what your intestines look like?"

"Hey Carl, are these ones worth using weapons on?"

"I don't need to kill you, but it sounds rather fun"

"What's the loudest you've ever screamed?"

"How many stabs does it take to reach the center of a Waterdaivian?"

"If you don't mind, we'll kill you now"

"Oh wait, you're serious about fighting?"

"I feel like a bear being threatened by a squirrel"

"Don't [your species] die, like, really easy?"

"I'm a recovering murderer--3 hours clean. Please don't break my streak"

"I charge a lot to kill people, but you can get a special discount"

"You weren't planning to live, were you?"

"Before we begin, I'll give you a moment to write your farewell letter "

"My mother slew threw dragons while pregnant, and I slew her. Who are you again?"

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