Medical professionals of reddit, what's the funniest thing a patient has said under anesthesia?

Hahahahahhaahahaha there's scholarships for just about everything out there including having red hair and freckles. I'm guessing those were yours as you are far to inept.

On that matter as well many many highly scholastic people do make it to college and when they graduate are still too stupid to fuction in life on anything other than what they can copy and recite from a book.

Being educated by a school or book means nothing if you can't make strides in your fields to advance it or society.

School is basically do as I tell you without freely thinking and if you point out that I'm wrong I will fail you and charge you more money to try again to learn to listen and do as I tell you.

But good on you HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

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