Men and Women - What is the "sluttiest" thing you have ever done?

One time i was walking to a park next to my friend's house to smoke weed with my friends and on the way i see a girl who i could tell was staring at me, when i passed right next to her she grabbed my arm and called me a cutie, i didnt think much of it and just laughed it off with my friends and went on my way. around an hour later my friends and i were sitting down at a picnic table and one of my friends spots the girl a few metres away from us talking to a friend on the phone, she was talking really loud and you could make out most of what she was saying and it went along the lines of "i just found this really cute guy and i really want to take him home with me". Me and my friends were really high, this was after smoking about 4-5 joints and we thought she was just messing around as she wasn't even trying to be subtle, a few minutes after she hung up the phone and came towards the table and sat down right next to me on top of the table (i was sitting on one of the benches) i said hi and introduced myself with a fake name as i was a bit paranoid, after talking with her for a bit me and one of my friends went to get a drink from the water fountain that was relatively far from the bench and when i came back i didnt even have time to sit down because she grabbed my arm and pulled me away close to the public bathroom inside the park. i asked her what was going on because i was stupid high at the time and she told me she wanted to have sex in the bathroom, she wasnt ugly but wasnt anything special too but i guess i was to suspicious to say yes and it didnt help that i didnt have a condom. so i went back to the table and continued to smoke weed with my friends. she followed me and stayed with us. she then proceeded to give me back massaage which turned into her grabbing at my crotch and whispering what she wanted to do to me into my ear which got me incredibly turned on. she then turned me around so that i was facing her and not the table and gave me lapdance which turned into making out (at this point my friends where going crazy and telling me to bang her right there). so at this point i was pitching a tent and decided to take her up on her offer to take me to the bathroom. We tried to go into the handicapped bathroom as it had more space (i know im a terrible person) anyways it was locked so she took me to the girls bathroom and pushed me into a stall with enough strength that made a pretty loud bang sitting down on the toilet, we continued making out for a good thirty seconds before she starts unzipping my pants and jacking me off and then blowing me right there. she blew me for about 10 minutes and then got a phone call from her friend whom she was talking to before and without second thought she answers the call with my dick still in her mouth. she talks to her friend while she is still jacking me off. After she hung up she continues to go on like nothing just happened and takes all her clothes off. she sits on me with one hand on my dick and grabs one of my hands and puts it on her tits. at this point i was too turned on to give a shit about my lack of condoms so i make her stand up and push her against the wall of the stall (i thought i was being a bit too agressive but her moaning implied she seemed to enjoy it) anyways i took her from behind and came on her back. after we were done we put our clothes back on and she said "thanks i havent done this in a while" and just left the park and i went back to smoking weed with my friends. For those who are probably curious, no i didnt get any std i got myself tested two weeks later and was all clean.

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