OK... Man does a lot of crazy shit. Man brings wife back from Sweden. Man be dive instructor, lives large. Man impregnates hairy Swede viking woman. Man realizes SCUBA barely covers bar tab. Man gets real job, Medical man now. Big hairy Viking bears viking baby who shall be named in viking tradition, after a body of water.

Man works as medical man, becomes fireman medical man, one of first PAID in county where SCUBA/FISHING/DRINKING are rule of land. Medical Man Fire Man Moves North to Magical Land..not so majical... but man endures, viking woman and rebound woman depart, viking son remains, viking son trades axe in for Reloding bench....