Okey doke. Here we go. I was about 19 at the 2015 Kentucky state fair, my sister and I competing with our Yorkshires and crosses. Now most people dont know this but most of the livestock competitor literally camp out inside the fairgrounds to avoid the insane hotel rates.
Im in the pen with one of my show gilts and im brushing her to get the correct look going when I hear someone behind me, I turn around and theres 4 college/late highschool age girls standing there cooing over some of my barrows with one of them (one of the most drop dead girls ive ever seen, that combination of gorgeous/adorable that really short/petite redheads get with beautiful blue eyes) is looking at me.
I tuck my brush up and cleab of my hands and ask her "yes maam? Sorry I didnt quite hear you there" (be noted, I have a really strong western Kentucky accent that I usually get complimented on) she smiles and waves her hand vaguely towards a few of the pens and asks "I was just wondering how many of these are yours"
Now I love to talk and am a very sociable person so I was happy to give her and her friends a look at my animals and answer any questions because who doesn't like being the focus of 4 attractive girls?
Im leaning back on a gate with the redhead (Allison was her name I believe) standing directly to my right almost leaning on my shoulder while her friends lined the other side. Im in the middle of explaining why we notch their ears as babies when she stops me and says "You have like REAAALLYY pretty eyes" and does this adorable little smile and laughs. Im kinda jarred because I wasnt expecting that so I look at her and smile and say with the thickest Kentucky accent ive ever done "and you've got a real pretty everything sugar" just completely off the top of my head.
Ive never seen 4 girls get that turned on at the same time before. Red cheeks, heavy breathing, lip bites, the whole shebang. Unfortunately they had to leave soon after so I never sae her again. Did get her number though! :)
Tldr; Op was asked pig questions by model-grade QT's. Wooed with completely improv country charm. Did not get laid.