Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks the dude lied to the fat chick.
It's clear to me that he moved in with the fat chick and then fat chick fell in love with the dude, like creepy stalker fell in love.
Nerdy dude got scared and said something like "I wish it where that easy to love you but I'm in a relationship already."
She might have said, "What are you talking about I've seen you cry about being lonely. Well I'm lonely too and we already live together so you and me should fall in love,... right?"
Fat chick is looming over him in his chair, Car dude is shaking in fear while franticly trying to come up with a believable lie to tell. <Oh shit this bitch is twice as strong as me and if I even fight back at all she'll tell them to throw me in jail and off I go, oh fuck oh fuck><Oh fuck she knows I'm single, if I was in a relationship I would need a reason to lie and cry about being single, come on brain you and me can do this... CAR OMHY GOD I COULD SAY THAT I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY CAR AND I WASN'T CRYING ABOUT BEING SINGLE I WAS CRYING ABOUT BEING IN LOVE WITH MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGBBQ>
I'm more fucked up then you think. <cries literal tears of fear> I am in a relationship but it's with my CAR!<openly cries and tries not to piss himself as he curls up in a defensive yet submissive ball position.>
Fat chick sees Car dude curled up and crying as she leans just inches away from his face. "It's okay, I still love you"
Fat chick takes a deep rattling breath that Car guy flinches too as she flops backward and staggers to her room thinking <I need to help Car guy. If I help him he'll have no choice but to love me.<3<3<3 : DDDDDDDDDDDD weeboo shit.>
The next day Car guy wakes up because Fat chick is screaming about how he needs to come to the house phone to talk to this movie guy about changing this life.
For a moment Car guy is confused, he stumbles to the source of the insane rambling for fear of what will happen if he doesn't.
He takes the phone in his hand and put's it to his ear as he listens to the person on the other line that he want's to help the world understand attraction better. Car dude's heart seems to shrivel up in his chest. Why couldn't Fat chick keep her mouth shut! He just wanted to move out of his parents house and Fat chick used to be cool. But now Car dude is in fear for his life from Fat chick and the law itself. He can't tell his dad to let him move in because he was scared of Fat chick, his dad would just get pissed and talk about how he's always been scared of girls and that he'd need to man up.
Fat chick is smiling, wiggling and clapping and hyper giggling. If he's honest now she'll leap off her one sitter love seat and start beating him into the floor. He takes a deep calming breath as all the muscles in his face tense up in effort to put on a calm poker face.
"Yes I will be on your show."
The next few weeks before they came to the trailer he tried desperately to get help from his abusive room mate and no one would listen and most told him he needs to man up and quit being a pussy. From time to time he thinks about running away, but he didn't want to be homeless and he's been shamed by every one he's met about how he needs to man up.
They show up.
Fat chick starts talking about fantasies where she's his car and he's kissing his car/Fat chick. Dude never once said he kissed his car or humped from beneath it.
They ask him to demonstrate the kissing and humping. Parts of his mind are starting to shut down as he makes the most dreadful of choices. Be honest now and be beaten up, then laughed at later from what happened to him, lose his home and his job lose his car too because he wouldn't be able to pay the car note, have his parents call him a failure and die in the gutter in a months time from exposure to cold.
Now that his choice was made he was now dead inside. His soul devoured by the insanity of Fat chick.
He demonstrates with no more hope for the future, he has to do what he's told now. He's just a toy now, he's just a toy. Fat chick is his mother, she owns him. He has no life now, no one will ever respect him. He sheds one single tear as he get's done humping one last time for the camera. He is now but a husk of what a man is.
He smiles and let's go of who he once was, his name long forgotten even in his own memory. He's Car dude now, and he was never anyone else.
He only ever made one choice that was his own before he died. A year later Fat chick took sperm from the flesh light she got Car guy to put in his car's exhaust and made a home insemination with a turkey baster. He stood at her side as she did it with a smile on his face as he rubbed her shoulder. He had lost his job weeks after the show aired because of a mental breakdown. She had ruined his life but he was happy for her... Wait did she really ruin his life? He shed a single tear as he could no longer suppress the memories of what horror had happened to him.
He tied a rope to the porch and then tied it too his neck, Fat chick saw him and started to struggle to get up while grunting loudly under the stress of getting out of her one sitter love seat. Car guy casually walks to his car with a manic smile on his face. He leaves the door open as he puts on his seat belt and puts his foot down on the gas. He took one deep breath and smiled for the last time as his head was pulled off by the rope.
So ends the tail of woe that was Car dude, his name forgotten by even himself.