What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hikaru, you little bitch? I’ll have you know Hikaru ranked first in the Gary Chess Chess Academy, and has been involved in numerous secret twitch raids on xqc, and has over 300 confirmed checkmates against Ben Finegold.

Hikaru is trained in drunk karate and is the flagger in the entire US Olympic chess team. You are nothing to Hikaru but just another scrub. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to Hikaru over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak Hikaru is contacting Chessbae94 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Hikaru can be anywhere, anytime, and he can take take take take take take you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his premoving skills.

Not only is Hikaru extensively trained in juicing, but he has access to all the winners of the Hikaru Nakamur Sportsmanship Award and their arsenal and will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Hikaru will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.