I speak 7 languages, 5 of them proficiently and on a business level. I've taught English to Japanese students. Neither is my first language.
I work my dream job (Big Data) in one of the biggest companies in Europe.
I can program in whatever language you throw at me. Yes, assembler (NASM) included.
I won regional FPS championships. I will kick your ass on any decent videogame.
I've flown aircraft (PPL) since I was 16.
I play guitar, bass, piano and tenor sax, and have been in a band since I was 17. Currently lead singer and guitarist.
I've done top-10 times driving around the Nürburgring in a real race car.
I'm fairly good looking and have no problems meeting / getting women.
I'm a skydiving instructor with around 1000 jumps and have competed in freefly events.
I'm a certified paramedic and worked on an ambulance for little over 2 years.
I've traveled to all continents and have seen 50+ countries.
I can water-ski, snowboard, para-glide, surf and skate very well. I've done free climbing, many years of Jiu-Jitsu and WTF Taekwondo. I'm a quite good golf player too.
I'm a 3D modeler and animator and can do photorealistic renders with 3DSmax or Blender. I'm also an official Autodesk beta-tester.
I've won quite a lot of contests on logotournament.com . I master Photoshop and Illustrator.
I'm good at pencil drawing and painting. I often travel to Paris just do be alone and draw.
I'm an excellent cook (and Babish is making me better!)
I'm great at DIY and crafts. I built my own mountain bike, two R/C aircraft and a often make 3D prints. Love soldering and creating PCB/circuit boards.
I'm a good shooter and can handle and maintain most guns / shotguns.
I don't like bragging (hence the throwaway).
I'm not even 35.
I have enough money saved.
Only the last statement is a lie.