3. Old western duals were at high noon so neither person would have the sun in thei...

Old western duals were at high noon so neither person would have the sun in their eyes.

[at the town festival] Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Then let's finish it, right now! Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, not now, Buford. Uh, Marshal's got our guns. Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Like I said, we'll finish this tomorrow. Buford's Gang Member #2: Tomorrow, we're robbin' the Pine City Stage. Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What about Monday? Are we doin' anything Monday? Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, no, Monday'd be fine. You can kill him on Monday. Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I'll be back this way on Monday! We'll settle this then... right there... out in the street... in front of the Palace Saloon! Marty McFly: Yeah, right. When? High noon? Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Noon? I do my killin' before breakfast! Seven o'clock! Marty McFly: Eight o'clock. I do my killin' after breakfast!

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