Online daters, what are some of the most unattractive stuff people put in their bios?

Matched with a girl on Bumble, and she started off trying to jump down my throat. The conversation started off with pleasantries and greetings, then immediately jumped to:

Her: "Okay. I wanna ask some questions." Me: "Sure. What would you like to know?" Her: "What are you looking for on here?" Me: "I was hoping to find someone that I connect with. See if there's anything in common, and if all goes well maybe see if we can do some things together." Her: "What 'things' are you talking about?"

At that time I had to shift my attention to helping a co-worker moved some items. Was gone barely 10 minutes and came back to:

Her: "What THINGS are you talking about?" Me: "Sorry, had to help someone. I dunno? Maybe movies or go do stuff together?" Her: "Oh sweetie... you gotta do better than that. What STUFF? You are failing the test."

Holy fuck did I ever blocked a person so fast in my life. Then uninstalled that thing.

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