That poor kid. You definitely wont be a huge fucking embarrassment to him and all of his friends! What video game character did you name him after? Mario, Link, Samus, Luigi, Scorpion, Johnny Cage, Pacman??

Everyone in the room is on the same level developmentally. "Grandpa, why does daddy have cartoons on his arm? "because your daddy is an developmentally arrested man-child, son."

Question: Did you buy the "Look like a douchy hipster for dummies" book? Could you possibly be bigger stereotypes of hipster douchebags?

• gauged ears — CHECK

• shitty hipster beard — CHECK

• ugly stainless steel mole/face piercing — CHECK

• shitty TMNT tattoo — CHECK

• shitty comic book tattoos — CHECK

• shitty pokemon tattoos — CHECK

• shitty Disney movie tattoos — CHECK

• shitty tattoos — CHECK

• wacky hipster shirt — CHECK

• stupid video game tattoos — CHECK

• shitty hipster glasses — CHECK

• giant hemp necklace — CHECK

• esoteric chinese symbols — CHECK

• posting to reddit — CHECK

• pasty white skin from staying inside — CHECK

• dressing baby in shitty hipster meme shirt — CHECK

• Nothing on walls because landlord wont let you put nails in wall — CHECK

LOOK HOW DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE WE ARE!!! nope. youre a fucking carbon copy of every generic loser who lacks originality, maturity and social skills. You coudnt take a piss without hitting a clone of you hipster losers.

Just fuck you. This is exactly why there needs to be a license to have kids. i hope sids saves that kid from a lifetime of ridicule, torment, and embarrassment.