Oh, it's been awhile. To be honest, something happened that knocked the wind out of my sails and I lost interest in a lot of stuff. I'm on my way back but there it is.
I've been doing this on and off for the past 30 years or so (first computer was a CoCo 2 that I taught myself BASIC on). I don't have a degree in CS (didn't finish it) but I went to school at Cal Poly, Pomona -- it's pretty expensive but I might finish it up here. I couldn't decide whether to switch to engineering or just physics or math
Cal Poly was a Java school so most of the classes/stuff was in Java. I have experience with the usual suspects -- Lisp, MIPS assembler, Fortran, Pascal, PROLOG, and Erlang (which I really liked and did a bunch of stuff with). I dabbled in Haskell. I think the most complicated thing I programmed at school was my implementation of Rjindael for my crypto class. I think I liked that class and my computer architecture classes the best. I also tutored extensively then in CS and math. As far as professional tutoring/support, I did technical support for Interplay a loooooong time ago. At Ibex I was a senior iOS advisor (although I de facto did a bunch of the Mac stuff too because I'm a nerd).
I used C and C++ before I started school (I was a huge fan of C++). I was pretty hugely into Perl. I started dabbling back in Perl 4 in the 1990s and got into Perl 5 more and more. I was a pretty constant denizen of the freenode #perl channel and would help people all the time. If I picked a language that felt most like home it would probably be Perl 5 or Python 2.
I've done lots of web development but I'm not too familiar with any of the modern frameworks. I'm pretty ok with JS though. I can manage a MySQL database and probably float around postgres okay.
I'm on my Windows machine right this instant but up until a year or two ago I'd been using Linux (a bunch of different distributions but I usually stick with Slackware) pretty solidly since about 2003 (and I'd used UNIX systems off and on before that). As far as that's concerned I'm pretty decent with a few different shells (but I like most of them better than csh).
I might've missed a few languages. It's been awhile. I never learned Scrum or Agile or any buzzword stuff like that. There's always stuff to learn, though. I'm not that great at selling myself. At any rate, that's my $.50 tour. :)