Here's my collection of dumb quotes from this article:

-the linked, tag-team fighting style Popo and Nana use in Smash Bros. is so complicated they had to sit out the last game

Too complicated? It's not like you have to control both of them at the same time or something

-Cool trivia fact: No one outside of Nintendo actually likes Bowser Jr.

-A cloned version of fan-favorite Marth, Ike has no reason to exist in Smash.

Ike doesn't even have the same moveset...

Yeah, Pikachu is overplayed and overhyped

He's almost top tier in every game, what makes him overhyped?

The true O.G. of Smash Bros., Pac-Man

Pac-Man wasn't in Smash until the last game... what?

if you pick Fox as your main, you’re a cop