On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender elven woman saw a poor half frozen orc
His ugly colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in elven woman
Take me in, by Sauron's bulwark
Take me in, elven woman," sighed the orc
She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that ugly orc she'd taken to had been revived
"Take me in, elven woman
Take me in, snork snork snork
Take me in, elven woman," sighed the orc
She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so hideous," she cried
"And if I hadn't brought you in by now you'd have rightfully died"
She stroked his ugly skin again and sobbed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the orc gave her a vicious bite
"Take me in, elven woman
Take me in, snork snork
Take me in, elvenwoman," sighed the orc
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the Melkorian with a grin
"You knew damn well I was an orc before you took me in
"Take me in, elven woman
Take me in, by Sauron's bulwark
Take me in, elven woman," sighed the orc