This poor child Uruk-Hai refugee was denied refuge into Rohan for "Security concerns." His home was destroyed by Ents and has been left homeless. We will not tolerate this bigoted behavior! #NotAllUruk-Hai #PrayForIsengard

On her way to work one morning

Down the path along side the lake

A tender elven woman saw a poor half frozen orc

His ugly colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

"Take me in elven woman

Take me in, by Sauron's bulwark

Take me in, elven woman," sighed the orc

She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk

And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk

She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived

She found that ugly orc she'd taken to had been revived

"Take me in, elven woman

Take me in, snork snork snork

Take me in, elven woman," sighed the orc

She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so hideous," she cried

"And if I hadn't brought you in by now you'd have rightfully died"

She stroked his ugly skin again and sobbed and held him tight

Instead of saying thanks, the orc gave her a vicious bite

"Take me in, elven woman

Take me in, snork snork

Take me in, elvenwoman," sighed the orc

"I saved you," cried the woman

"And you've bitten me, but why?

You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"

"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the Melkorian with a grin

"You knew damn well I was an orc before you took me in

"Take me in, elven woman

Take me in, by Sauron's bulwark

Take me in, elven woman," sighed the orc

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