A pretentious club with a weird holier than thou complex who constantly make fun of Portsmouth for being the rough town but we all know Southampton is a total concrete dump, the stadium came in a LEGO kids multi pack along with Leicester's and Reading's, and anyone good at your club wants out within two years.

They think Bournemouth fans hate them because we are trying to create some fake rivalry. Nope, you're hated because any interaction between the two clubs involves Jeff from Eastleigh banging on about how he once put two quid in a bucket and saved our club. How them having a pre-season friendly with us was the only reason our club existed anyway. You're all obsessed with constantly reminding us how you don't care about us to the extent I can't help but feel you're a little bit annoyed we're not that rubbish team down the road you can loan your youngsters to anymore.

Loved beating you last season, couldn't care less if we are irrelevant to you. I love that Eddie Howe turned you down in 2010, and when we beat you again, in the words of Kevin Keegan, I will love it, absolutely love it.