Robert: animals in the wild need to have a dominant leader to subdue the subordinates

Michael: that's what she said.

Robert: you agree then... The primal need for a dominant species is ingrained in our subconscious mind

Michael: you know what primates like? MAGIC! Watch as I use maaagic to know your thoughts!

Robert: you can't know my thought. You don't even know who i am:

Michael: Stop! Wait! Do you know what paper is made of? The wilderness. Trees!

Robert: speaking of trees, I have some wood I can..

Michael: Showtime!

Michael floating head: The paper biz is like a woman: you must know her needs to make a connection and sell

Robert floating head: the paper biz is like an animal willing to dominate. You must take your client and satidy their needs, and let them know you'll be back.