R/Baseball Roast of; The San Diego Padres (16/30)

DJ, Spin that shit.

Now everybody from the 619

Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me!

Everybody from the 619, put your motherfucking hands up!

Look, look.

Now, while they stand tough

Notice that this division did not have their hands up

EYBS's got you gassed up

Now, who's afraid of the NL West?

1, 2, 3, and to the 4

1 Mil, 2 Mil, 3 Mil, 4

4 Mil, 3 Mil, 2 Mil, 1

You're paid, he's paid, no pay, none

/r/baseball ain't no motherfucking roasters

I know everything they're 'bout to say against us

We are bad, we are a fucking joke

We do host a million Dodger blokes

My boy Hoffman is a HOF choke

We do pay a pitcher named James Shields

Who gave up a home run to Bartolo fucking Colon

We did get shelled, in all 94 L's

And Cubs did steal our Rizzo

I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the World Champs!"

Don't ever try to judge us, dude

Cuz you don't know what the fuck we've been through

But I know something about us

We still have Preller, with a bomb ass farm

What's the matter, Dodgers, you irate?

These guys are champs? Their last was '88

And DBacks have to pay Shelby Miller

And Miller's not at all like Ender

The Rox don't wanna battle, not much

'Cause they know they left home plate untouched

They're scared to death, they're scared to look into their fucking future-- FUCK LA

Fuck the diss, we go padresing

Fuck a Bud Selig, fuck /r/baseball, fuck the Mariners, fuck everybody!

Fuck y'all if you fade us!

We're a piece of tanking trash, I say it proudly

And fuck this season, we don't wanna win, we're outtie

Here, call us when for some reason we trade for Jed Lowrie.

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