Now everybody from the 619
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me!
Everybody from the 619, put your motherfucking hands up!
Look, look.
Now, while they stand tough
Notice that this division did not have their hands up
EYBS's got you gassed up
Now, who's afraid of the NL West?
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
1 Mil, 2 Mil, 3 Mil, 4
4 Mil, 3 Mil, 2 Mil, 1
You're paid, he's paid, no pay, none
/r/baseball ain't no motherfucking roasters
I know everything they're 'bout to say against us
We are bad, we are a fucking joke
We do host a million Dodger blokes
My boy Hoffman is a HOF choke
We do pay a pitcher named James Shields
Who gave up a home run to Bartolo fucking Colon
We did get shelled, in all 94 L's
And Cubs did steal our Rizzo
I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the World Champs!"
Don't ever try to judge us, dude
Cuz you don't know what the fuck we've been through
But I know something about us
We still have Preller, with a bomb ass farm
What's the matter, Dodgers, you irate?
These guys are champs? Their last was '88
And DBacks have to pay Shelby Miller
And Miller's not at all like Ender
The Rox don't wanna battle, not much
'Cause they know they left home plate untouched
They're scared to death, they're scared to look into their fucking future-- FUCK LA
Fuck the diss, we go padresing
Fuck a Bud Selig, fuck /r/baseball, fuck the Mariners, fuck everybody!
Fuck y'all if you fade us!
We're a piece of tanking trash, I say it proudly
And fuck this season, we don't wanna win, we're outtie
Here, call us when for some reason we trade for Jed Lowrie.