r/worldjerking we need to talk

Yeah rule of two should be enforced with mandatory re education through labour for anyone who disagrees, because forcing people to converse is definitely a good way to foster conversation.

In fact, why not have rule of three? Or fifteen? Yeah, it should be rule of fifteen. And mention it on every single post without any context whatsoever so that any and all newcomers will be immediately confused by it, creaating an cult-like meta conlang in the worldbuilding subreddit itself.

Actually why not create a cult-lang word for every worldbuilding term? One 'lucas' can meen a trilogy of between 3 and 12. One 'adams' can be a trilogy of five. 'alt-fant-meta-magi-naturo-axiom' can mean any self consistent magical setting based on science (as opposed to a silly magical setting). Oh and we should use the terms science and magic interchangeably because Ozzy Ozborne bit the head off a parrot.

And report any post that mentions the issue. That way, us lifeless basement dwellers who spend 24/7 generating masturbatory fantasies based on Japanese cartoons will have a space where they can feel endlessly validated and never be challenged because in RL we have no place to exert ourselves in any meaningful way. Then we can go on the mental health forums and bitch about how weak minded we are instead of fixing our shit. Where is our safe space?! UUUNNNNNNNNNN! RREEEEEEEEE! RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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