Probably what was said to me 5 minutes into a first date many years ago. "Hi... so you just need to know that I'm a severe recovering alcoholic and I'm in therapy for some pretty bad depression and behavioral issues. My therapist also says because my problems are so bad that I shouldn't be in a relationship right now."

She then spent the entire date talking about how amazing and good looking her ex was and basically negging me in comparison to her ex. I spent most of the date just sitting there trying to understand why I was still sitting there eating my dinner.

She asked if we could go hang out on the beach and make out. So of course I did because she was hot. She then told me I was a terrible kisser with no game and asked if I wanted to get laid because she was so lonely. I wanted to get laid and all my alarm bells and "don't stick your dick in crazy" alarms are going off but I go with it.

We go back to her place and she spends a half hour dancing around whether or not we should actually do it. She starts talking about her ex again and then tells me to just get it in and do it.

The dancing around whether or not she wants to is making me nervous, her insulting me during foreplay is unsettling and then when she started talking about her ex again I just go soft... like a melted stick of butter soft because I'm so turned off.

She gets insulted and sulks on her balcony for 20 minutes smoking and when she comes back in we have 5 minutes of awkward silence followed by her saying "you're probably going to run away at this point aren't you... all my dates do".

Walked out without another word.

Yikes.

College dating sucks.